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I'm an Austin-based copywriter with a Chicago-based law degree who once spent an entire day writing in mustard on NYC-based bologna sandwiches.
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Need someone who can handle it all? You found him.
A day of writing entirely in mustard. Don't ask.
A mobile tour that tells the story behind every sip.​
It's not every day you get a billionaire to narrate your video.
Telenovela-style drama over much less dramatic subject matter.
A fake festival complete with its own line of fake merch.
An agency holiday card with just the right touch of pop culture whimsy.
For when tight character counts just won't suffice.
The day-to-day content people want to read.
Stuff that doesn't fit anywhere else but I couldn't bear to cut.
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